This is Not a Holiday
Confirmed dromomaniac Danforth Slater persuades his long-suffering girlfriend to join him on an overland trip from Cairo to Cape Town.
Using only the most dilapidated transport, sleeping in the roughest accommodation, and consuming the cheapest food possible, they ricochet down the continent in a welter of wild, hilarious, scary and character-building experiences.
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