This is Not a Holiday

[Short of time? Read the haiku instead] I have recently come into possession of a jacket, and not just any jacket but the lightest fully-waterproof jacket in the world, weighing in at just 187 grams (although that information might be outdated by the time I finish writing this sentence). I say ‘came into possession’ like it fell off the back of a truck or something but it was all above board, and I like to reward such generosity with a bit of exposure in this almost-entirely-