This is Not a Holiday

[Short of time? Read the Haiku instead] Man, I’ve had some trouble with torches in my time; I can’t tell you how unlucky I’ve been. Actually, this is my blog; I can tell you whatever I like. I can tell you about that time I sang Big in Japan in a karaoke bar in Bhutan, or I can tell you about the time I rescued a baby koala from a crocodile in Australia’s Northern Territory (although that isn’t true, not even remotely). However, I can tell you how unlucky I’ve been with torch